feminism… The Pakistani Guide to the Rishta Process…. tips, tricks and strategies. Part 9 1 Jun 201925 Aug 2019 #rishta THE CROSS EXAMINATION: The women stare at you. Your mom has strategically placed you in front of the women so you have to meet their gaze directly. Now this…
feminism… The Pakistani Guide to the Rishta Process…. tips, tricks and strategies. Part 8 29 May 201925 Aug 2019 #rishta I promise they’re here now! You hear shrill laughter and fake pleasantries. Rishta Aunty with Rishta Mom is here. You hear your mom's voice dripping with that ass kissy…
feminism… The Pakistani Guide to the Rishta Process…. tips, tricks and strategies. Part 7 26 May 201925 Aug 2019 #rishta YOUR SISTERS COME FOR MORAL SUPPORT: You thought they'd never come. You thought you'd die waiting for them. You thought that all these years that you waited for a…
feminism… The Pakistani Guide to the Rishta Process…. tips, tricks and strategies. Part 6. 25 May 201925 Aug 2019 #rishta THE BIG DAY! The day is here, the day is here, the day is here! Seriously, your mother cannot emphasize it enough that the day is here. She keeps…
feminism… The Pakistani Guide to the Rishta Process…. tips, tricks and strategies. Part 5 25 May 201925 Aug 2019 #rishta The subtle announcement of a Rishta arriving For this particular stunt you're completely with your mother. I mean why can't she announce to everyone that people are coming to…
feminism… The Pakistani Guide to the Rishta Process…. tips, tricks and strategies. Part 4 24 May 201925 Aug 2019 #rishta The girl's make over: After the food dilemma is solved, your mother now shifts all her critical attention to you. She takes one long smoldering look at you, the…
feminism… The Pakistani Guide to the Rishta Process…. tips, tricks and strategies. Part 3 23 May 201925 Aug 2019 #rishta THE FOOD PREPARATION: The preparation is multi step and meticulous. The first step is for your mom to have someone come and fix your hair. Again, this isn't the…
feminism… The Pakistani Guide to the Rishta Process…. tips, tricks and strategies. Part 2 22 May 201925 Aug 2019 #rishta THE CALL AND HOW YOUR MOTHER BECOMES THE POLITEST HUMAN BEING ON EARTH Now your mother is a nice person. Even if she didn't get along with most of…
feminism… The Pakistani Guide to the Rishta Process…. tips, tricks and strategies. Part 1 21 May 201925 Aug 2019 #rishta Awkward as hell as I am, the Pakistani "here's a proposal for you" grind didn't spare me. Ladies! Nothing, absolutely nothing, fazes our famous arranged marriage process. This process…
humor… “I hate to call you but we have ten pending”. 17 May 201925 Aug 2019 Back up lovers, anyone? None? I knew it. Back up shift is a regularly scheduled shift of my hospitalist schedule. It's when someone is sick and can't come to work,…
My mind as a woman 